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    Soap is important! We need it to keep our bodies clean, wash the grime of subway poles off our hands and stuff into our kid's mouths when they curse. There's a huge market for the stuff; soap exists for extra-sensitive skin, can be scented or unscented, infused with herbs and comes in liquid or solid form.

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    Fifty competitors have been clowning about in the 43rd world custard pie championships in Kent.

    Teams at the event, in the village of Coxheath near Maidstone, were given maximum points for throwing a pie squarely into their opponents' faces.

    Judges also awarded up to five points for the most original and amusing throwing techniques.

    This year's champions were the High Pressure Cleaning team who beat last year's winners Coxheath in the final.

    The championships were started in 1967 by Councillor Mike FitzGerald to help raise funds to build a village hall.

    The idea for the charity event came from a Charlie Chaplin comedy, Behind The Screen.

    Mr FitzGerald said it has proved such a success teams had entered from as far afield as Germany and South Africa.

    He said: "I think people just like to give vent to their feelings and have a lot of fun.

    "A lot of people come from office jobs and are pleased to get outside.

    "You get bankers and people who work in building societies and they just like to let go.

    "They dress up for it as well so people don't know who they are."

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    Blog Guy, I follow the exciting world of competitive eating – you know, like that Wing Bowl and stuff like that. But I was baffled to see a reference to the “World Poutine Eating Championship.” What on earth is Poutine?

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    French fries covered in cheese curds and gravy? Ewwwww! I don’t even know what cheese curds ARE!

    Nobody does. It’s probably better that way.

    How much of this poutine crap did the winner manage to eat, anyway?

    Two bites, which is a real testimony to man’s ability to push the limits.

    Just two bites? That doesn’t sound like very much. What about the other competitors?

    Several of them wept like babies. One fainted. Another was disqualified for trying to substitute real food he had brought with him. Most just took one look at the table and walked off the stage.

    That sounds about right. And what was the prize?

    The winner got $750. In one article he said he was going to spend it in a bar. Personally, I don’t think it’s going to be enough….

    Contestants take part in the “World Poutine Eating Championship” in Toronto, May 22, 2010. Contestants had 10 minutes to eat poutine, a dish consisting of french fries, cheese curds, and brown gravy.










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    How to - Oral Sex Positions basic techniques (a guide for women) you can give your man the best hand job and blowjob he's ever had. One of the most Safe sexy ways a man can be pleasured is when a woman adores his cock. This article explains exactly how to give the ultimate blowjob.

    I think a cock represents about 80% of his ego, so if you want to make your man smile from his soul; you need to completely and thoroughly ADORE his cock. One of the BEST ways to do this is to suck it for him. And I don't mean just lightly lick it, I mean take it in your hand, devour it, lick it hard, suck it hard and feel it down your throat, really deep throat your mans cock.

    First of all, men know if you like doing this or not, just by how you go about it. If you don't like it, he will know because the enthusiasm is not there. Be PASSIONATE about giving head. Go for the gusto and it will turn him on so incredibly that he will say "I had the BEST blowjob today," and he will remember it for many hours of masturbation later.

    A woman in charge of the blow job and who wants to seriously give her man pleasure is in control of him in this moment. Make sure he knows YOU are sucking him; he is NOT fucking your face! One thing I always tell the man is not to put his hand on my head. I don't need any help pushing my head down. God I just HATE that!!!

    1) Grab his cock hard and suck it hard.
    Let him tell you if it's too hard. Don't be afraid you will hurt him. Have you ever seen a man jack off??? You think he's going to seriously hurt himself. LOL. He yanks that thing and pulls it so hard, you think he is going to pull it off!!!

    2) Make noises like "mmmmm" or moan when you take it into your mouth.
    He will feel like he is a yummy lollipop as you slurp his love muscle. He is thinking to himself, "Oh she just loves my cock," and this excites him unbelievably. Remember, you are sucking his EGO.

    3) Get it WET. Most men LOVE sloppy slurpy juicy blowjobs.
    The saliva heats up with friction and is a real turn on for the man.

    4) Stroke his balls, but do this carefully.
    I love men who shave down there because the softness of their skin is such a turn on to me. Also, licking is more fun and sucking balls that are shaved is HOT!!

    5) Create a good suction and pop his cock in and out of your mouth.
    On circumcised men (more common in America than anywhere in the world) the lip of the helmet is sensitive and some men just go wild when you flip this lip as if you could tip it off his shaft. This is a technique that many don't know about, but it drives men nuts. The part that is most sensitive is the part underneath where the shaft meets the head and causes a valley up the head to the pee hole. Flick this spot in an upward motion with your rigid tongue and cup the rest of the head with your mouth and lips, sucking at the same time. Then plunge his cock down your throat while tonguing his shaft wildly, creating suction as if it is stuck to the roof of your mouth. Any time you can suck then tongue then suck, you can get incredible results and moans from your man. (They are usually looking up at the heavens by this time)

    6) Let him watch as you master his cock (ego).
    If you are lying on the bed between his legs, or if he is standing looking down, he is intently watching you. Use one hand to stroke his tummy, balls, up and down his legs, thighs, nipples, and hold his cock with the other hand so you can guide it carefully away from your back teeth. Guys, who pull your hand away, sometimes regret it because they don't realize you are keeping his precious head from those sharp grinders in the back of your mouth. If they've pulled your hand away though, it might be an indication that you were squeezing too hard, or that he wants you to take his cock deeper into your mouth, especially if he is small (4" or less) and your hand takes up most of the length of the shaft. Going all the way down is incredibly pleasurable for the man to see his cock disappear (as if down your throat).

    7) One time I was with some bi men and was watching how they sucked each other
    One technique I had never tried is to start at the tip and spiral down to the bottom of the shaft. Twist your head and mouth as you go down. Apparently this feels great for the man. Go all the way down. If he is too long for you to do this, go as far as you are comfortable with going. The gag reflex kicks in when you go too far but you can
    circumvent that reflex with practice in opening up your lower throat. I love to be able to get ten inches down my throat. Who doesn't??? (We know where it eventually ends up don't we?? Hee hee hee).

    8) Suck his balls.
    Men don't usually get a lot of attention to their balls because most women think they'll hurt them. But if you gently stroke them and suck them by taking one into your mouth at a time, tonguing it then moving to the other one, you will see how much enjoyment is derived from this attention. Then use your tongue horizontally up the vein of the cock and feel him gasp when you again, suck the head into your mouth.

    9)Don't forget to use your tongue a lot.
    The flicking and wagging of your tongue using good pressure is very pleasurable. Try twirling it around the head one way, then the other way. Again, this will bring gasps and moans.

    10) I recently discovered how much fun playing with an uncircumcised cock is.
    All that skin is fun to suck on and lightly chew on. Most men who are uncut are extremely sensitive when you expose his penis by pushing the skin all the way down and holding it down to suck him (but be careful here as some can find this painful). You have to ask the man which he prefers. Exposed or unexposed. And leaving the skin up makes it a little difficult to create and maintain a good suction, but it is much easier doing the up and down motion with gliding smoothness. Sometimes I try to leave the skin up and stick my tongue between the outer skin and see how far down I can slide my tongue in before the skin folds back with my motion. Pressure is important too. Squeezing with your lips as you move up and down is VERY important. Consistent pressure evenly squeezing with a hand and lips is usually what makes him cum.

    11) Another little trick that makes my men gasp with pleasure
    Is when I use my teeth ever so gently on the cap of the penis. Be sure there is a lot of saliva for gliding your teeth on. I start out by having my teeth clenched together at the tip of the penis. Then as I glide down the cap I slowly open my jaws. My lips are closed around the shaft as my head moves downward. Then I flick my tongue as my teeth give way and cause a suction with it. This sensation seems to bring a new experience to each recipient and usually elicits some comment like. "My God, where did you learn that??"

    12) And last but not least, swallowing cum.
    I have asked men which they prefer. A woman swallowing his cum or him jacking off in the last seconds before he cums, onto her breasts, ass or whatever. Many men grew up watching porn and in all porn, pulling out of the mouth and other orifices is the norm, so the viewer can see the glorious "cum shot." As a result, many men associate an awesome orgasm with pulling out and cumming on her breasts, face, tummy or ass as he strokes. It is a turn on to see the fruits of your labor for sure, or feel the warm love juice on your breasts. And it's especially nice when the man then goes and gets a warm washcloth, and cleans you up after that. That is a return compliment. But most will say they want you to swallow. Of the top 5 questions MOST asked by guys online, "Do you swallow?" is one of the most asked questions. This is because if you remember in the beginning, my first point was; a man's ego lives in his penis. If you swallow his ambrosia, his EGO is given the ULTIMATE compliment.

    After he cums in your mouth, slowly pull away and leave the penis alone now. It is painfully sensitive and can't bare any more attention for a few minutes. A nice warm washcloth placed on his shaft and scrotum feel lovely to him as well, while he is resting and recuperating.

    You are now equipped with some knowledge of how to pleasure your partner in ways he might not be familiar. Listen to the noises he makes and be acutely aware of what makes him happy. If you want to make him cum as opposed to just warming him up for hours of pleasure, just remember these 5 things: Patience plus passion plus proper pressure plus variety of moves plus swallowing his cum is going to get your man to tell you that you give the ULTIMATE blow-job.

    Now you know how to give your man the ultimate blowjob (fellatio) even if you've never done it before.
    There comes a time in everyone's life when they have to quit worrying about societies wacky rules, and start learning on their own. No one is going to walk up to you on the street and offer to teach you this stuff, and you sure won't learn it in school - well maybe you will these days...

    7 Richest Porn Stars on Earth Sex may sell, but it is porn that pays. Many have felt up to the job, but most last only a few brief minutes before fading back into obscurity. For those that succeed in going the distance and making a career as a porn star, a life time of on-demand, under the spotlight, bring-me-my-sedatives pleasure awaits – as well as a small fortune. Here is our handpicked list of the wealthiest pornstars in history, a motley crew who have become cultural icons – celebrated and reviled in equal measure – and who’ve educated several generations in all things nasty.

    Houston

    Houston is one of life’s great artistes, renowned for tirelessly playing the lead role in the 1999 masterpiece, ‘The World’s Biggest Gangbang 3: The Houston 620' – yes that’s right, 620 men, non-stop. Since being discovered in 1995, working as a stripper at the Tropicana, Houston has gone on to porn stardom and the money to go with it – reportedly earning well over $1 million a year. But it seems this wasn’t enough for the sordid star. In 1999 (she got up to quite a lot that year)Houston put her art before her body when she had her labia surgically ‘trimmed’ to enhance her look during close-ups. Fair enough you say: a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, but… crazily she then decided to supplement her already massive income by auctioning off said labia to a willing and perverted moron – for $10,000! Priceless.

    Hillary Scott

    This blonde bombshell claims to have had her first lesbian encounter at the shockingly young age of 11, and aside from a brief stint selling mortgages (what else…), has continued on with a life of smut to this day. With a hatful of dubious awards under her belt – including ‘Best Oral Sex Scene’ (2006), ‘Best Group Sex Scene’ (2007), and the coveted ‘Orgamsic Oralist’ (2006) – Hillary finally got the big one in 2007 when she signed a million dollar contract with SexZ Pictures – the largest porn contract in history. Now that’s something to tell your mom about

    Maria Takagi

    Maria, aka Rika Inoue, followed the well-trodden and timeless route to Asian porn stardom: schoolgirl —> teen pop idol —> porn starlet. Today she’s reached the dizzy position of Japan’s most famous and highest paid adult star, and believe us, there’s plenty of healthy competition. Her deal with production company, Max A, is for a whopping 300 million yen, which is around $2.6 million. But just to show you that porn isn’t all smut and sleaze, especially as far as the Japanese are concerned, Maria scooped the award for ‘Best Conversation’ in 2003. Yes, that’s an official Japanese porn award. Anyway, would we take up a life of all-day sex and wild parties for $2.6 million dollars a year, you ask? Yes. Yes we would.

    Ron Jeremy

    This glorious hulk of a man, this sacred legend, sported one of THE all time classic taches. For that alone you might argue he should be given a salary of $10 million per year, bathed and washed in a golden bathtub by the fairest maidens in the land, scattered with sweet-smelling garlands of herbs, granted the freedom of New York City, and allowed to take tea with the Queen whenever he damn well likes. But alas, Ron Jeremy will have to make do with his $7 million fortune, amassed by appearances in over 2000 adult films (he directed another 281). If Ron was still going on today’s salaries, he would surely be therichest (as well as the most oversexed) man on earth. So fearsome was this man’s reputation, back in the day it was often joked: ‘The kinkier acts some actresses will not perform are bestiality, sado-masochism and sex with Jeremy’.

    Jesse Jane

    Jesse Jane’s explicit career began when she read an article on Tera Patrick and thought: I’m grabbing myself a piece of that action. No, not of Tera (although we’re sure this has happened…), but porn star glory. Her first appearance was with the delightful, Devon, in the underrated ‘No Limits’. From there she went on to scoop more awards then you can shake a dubiously shaped stick at, introduce her own line of sex toys (not to mention her ever-popular ‘Decadent Love Sex Doll’), star as the leader of the ‘Pussy Patrol’ in the hit series Entourage, write a sex and dating column answering reader’s queries for Australian mag, Ralph, as well as maintain a glittering porncareer worth over $8 million. How does she do it? Oh and by the way, her favorite band is Slipknot.

    Tera Patrick

    Tera has said: “When I got into the industry, I made millions for everyone else. Now I make them for myself”. And she isn’t far wrong. This former nurse holds the record for the fastest selling Hustler release of all time, the cunningly entitled ‘inTERActive’, as well as owning her own porn empire centered around her company, Teravision. The company is worth a staggering $30 million, even though it only produces 15 titles a year – clearly more evidence that when it comes to sex, it’s quality not quantity that counts… In an interesting twist, a long, drawn-out legal battle saw Tera sue Jenna Jameson – the Queen of the porn world – in 2007 for failure to pay royalties. We’re sure we could think of a few ways they could settle the dispute…

    Jenna Jameson

    The Queen of Porn. Jenna Jameson has successfully crossed over into mainstream culture as the representative for all things erotic, after appearing in over 140 adult movies. In recent years she has concentrated on growing her porn company ClubJenna, founded with her ex-husband Jay Grdina, which has estimated revenues of over $30 million annually. Playboy has since acquired the company for an undisclosed sum (read: undisclosed massive sum). Jenna claims she first got into porn in retaliation at a boyfriend who cheated on her – quite the comeback, we say. Her initial performances were girl-on-girl, apparently the way many budding starlets are eased into this merciless industry, but she quickly went on to bigger, more conventional things: her famous ’signature move’ was…. well, we’ll leave that for you to discover in your own time (be warned: it’s messy…). Quite simply THE porn legend.

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    A naked woman stopped traffic near the Houses of Parliament yesterday, by clambering on to a black cab for a five-minute ‘yoga protest’. She yelled ‘Troops out of Afghanistan’, as the cabbie tried to shift her and tourists looked on. Police finally managed to move the woman.
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    “Ryan Lloyd and Derek Collins are betting that exercising – or at least a little bit of it – and partying go hand in hand. The two young entrepreneurs, longtime friends going back to their high-school days at Wauwatosa East, are partners in a 16-person bicycle-powered party on wheels. Called Milwaukee Pedal Tavern, the vehicle has been spotted around town for pub crawls, graduation parties and bachelor or bachelorette parties. The vehicle can hold up to 16 people, and 10 of the seats are pedal-powered. One person can sit in the middle of the vehicle and help serve beverages and food to fellow partygoers. The charge is about $160 an hour. During one recent outing, Milwaukee Pedal Tavern brought a group from the bars along W. Blue Mound Road to Miller Park for a Milwaukee Brewers game. Lloyd said the pedal tavern idea surfaced in Europe and has proved popular in Germany and the Netherlands. Lloyd spotted it in Minneapolis, where more than 17,000 people have climbed aboard. Lloyd, convinced the idea would be a success in Milwaukee, obtained the distribution rights for Milwaukee, bought one vehicle and has plans to buy another.”

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